"Guess who's back? Back again... Georgia's back! Tell a friend."
Just me and my fat back here. Not the kind you smother in collard greens but kind the will smother a small child.
Over the past four months my weight trend has been a reflection of my stressful lifestyle and failed relationships. Back in May, I let my friend Jennifer Hudson hook me up with one of her friends. Needless to say, I dropped Weight Watchers like Bible in a whore house. It was totally stressing me out. In August, I left "the boo" after nearly a year. In the two weeks it took me to build the courage and mutter the painful words, I lost 8lbs. I went from eating my feelings to becoming numb to the hunger pains. My relationship with the gym is currently in jeoparody and I really want things to work out. I want to take control of my fitness again.
Since the feces hit the fan, I found a new doctor, a new therapist and a new love interest, ME!!! My effort to get back on my health kick begins with a master cleanse. Follow the detailed bowel movements and sips of spicy lemonade here.
